monica attempts to kick off her blogging career. however, she can’t actually read or write
monica attempts to kick off her blogging career. however, she can’t actually read or write
abeeba asked: you mustve missed the memo that all inuits girls are automatically korra
im trying to ride the korra fanwave
changing monica’s name to morra
she’s basically korra except she can only bend people’s necks and likes to blog about social justice by sending out a huge flock of carrier pigeons to random strangers
spacegene asked: Oh man what happened to Monica's finger?
monica is from an indigenous tribe living underground on the slopes of an icy inactive volcano. she once ventured outside to hunt/wrestle bears and ended up losing her pinky. she doesn’t mind, thinks it makes her look tough and manly.
paulandnocompany asked: Why are your characters even alive? It seems to me like there is a serious lack of inanimate objects playing major roles in modern fiction. You're part of the problem!
wow way to judge me. porter is not a human but actually a human-shaped cannoli. if you broke off his hand you’d only see a stump with creamy ricotta filling falling out of it